Scrumptious! Thanks, Bacon Today.
The True Love Roast takes the holiday meal even further than the Turbaconducken by stuffing the Turkey with no less than 11 birds (making a dozen in all). This monstrosity will feed 125 people and set you back $1350. We are humbled, impressed, and a little freaked out by this British farmer's poultry prowess.
The True Love Roast: Romantic, eh?
If you've begun your holiday shopping but are stumped about what to get for your favorite carnivore, consider bacon dental floss. It does actually clean your teeth, and leaves them with that just-brushed-with-pork feeling. Win win, right?
Seeing all of this together is a little overwhelming. Maybe we'll just stick with a good old fashioned bacon cocktail.